What do you Suppose Are the Search Terms that Randomly Bring People to my Blog?
Oh dear. I thought I was sick. Well, this made me feel better about myself.
Yes, there are no less than three searches for something called “toilet brush fucking,” which, as twisted as I am, I never imagined existed. If words alone are not enough, I recommend you visit a charming little site called SlutLoad and see for yourself what this might mean. (Obviously it’s NSFW, so don’t come crying to me if you’re too stupid not to click on it on front of your 5 year old or your boss. It’s called SlutLoad, dumbass.)
Other winners are, “when should I use a toilet,” and “can i know the use of toilet.”
And I must point out the preponderance of users searching for the answer to the ever stupid, “How do I Use a Toilet Brush.” Who knew my blathering was good for anything more than entertainment?
Happy Hanukkah, everyone!
P.S. – Also from today and and not figuring in these archives is the one that brought this post on:
do not piss on toilet desk
I have no idea what this could mean and it might slowly drive me crazy a la Lewis Black if I think about it too much. Oh, world. You’re so mysterious!